(Source: sembarreira, via ollymurmaid)
Is this what it feels like to have a period?
yes
exactly
roughly, yeah
(Source: exploitastic, via ohthecontradiction)
| My Brother: | Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person? |
|---|---|
| My Brother: | Why is it called a building when it's already built? |
| My Brother: | If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? |
| My Brother: | When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment... |
| My Brother: | If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular? |
| My Brother: | Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking? |
| My Brother: | What's the speed of dark? |
| Me: | -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers- |
it’s a cat eat cat world.
(Source: zeronightmares, via lokidokeey)
(via lokidokeey)
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| Non Australians: | I wish we had summers like australia! |
|---|---|
| Australians: | .... |
| Non Australians: | ....... |
| Australians: | I'm sorry I can't respond, I've melted on the sidewalk. |
